Birthday BBQ

A man of many hats

Its my 29th Birthday.

Me for reference at 28 (may not reflect me at 29)

Questions you may be curious about:

Why is it on Sunday?

Because Clemson plays on Saturday and I will be there.

Will there be food?

Yes, I’ll be smoking something. Either a pork butt or chicken or both, dependent on time.

Will there be drinks?

I’ll make something and have coolers with ice but I’d encourage you to bring things.

Will there be games?

Yes, I’ve got cornhole, tables and cups, and the beer bottle and frisbee game. Bring any other games if you have them.

Should I bring you a present?

Probably not, unless you have a cool clothing item or hat.

Example this women’s cowboy hat that I unbedazzled for Julia’s party and will not wear again until the another cowboy party

Who will be there?

I don’t know maybe no one. Maybe it will literally just be me in my backyard playing cornhole by myself. No guarantees bub.

Is there parking in front of your house?

This question forever haunts me. Why does everyone choose to bring their own car? Is it like some anxiety that carpooling will strand you at my house? Nonetheless I have once again created a map to indicated the parking zones around my house. Please look at it.

Green you can park there. These spots are basically in front of my house and around the park.

Red you shouldn’t park there. My neighbors have ~1 billion children all with cars. Let’s not make their parenthood more stressful than it already is by making them park a million miles away.

Below is another map I made showing blue and green zones where there is copious amounts of parking.

Isn’t throwing your own birthday party a little pretentious?

It is, next question.

Why did you only edit 3 pictures of yourself for this birthday event page? And why is the third one done very poorly?

This seems more like a roast than a question and therefore I refuse to answer it.

Isn’t this section specifically to answer questions? Additionally didn’t you write these questions yourself?

This will conclude the questions for today. Good evening.

My Number in case you need me for whatever reason: 843-469-6276